Sorry, Dad

theidiotking: Sorry Dad Presents: And Friends! UCB Theatre //...

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:08:52 -0400

Sorry Dad Presents: And Friends!

UCB Theatre // $5 // Friday September 23rd Midnight // Tickets

My friends and I make web series like Downers Grove and Minor Stars. This friday at Midnight we’re going to debut a brand new one, Roommate Meeting, and we’ve invited friends like our favorite stand up Kyle Kinane, and our favorite all female comedic dance trio, Cocoon! Come see it if you’re in Los Angeles and you like fun.

Do what he says!

justinbecker: So this was a big news week for some of the...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 09:52:23 -0400

justinbecker:

So this was a big news week for some of the brightest stars on the TLC network. I know what you’re thinking- one of the Hoarders murdered someone. No. Well, probably one of them did, but that’s not what I’m talking about. On Wednesday, the polygamist family at the center of the show Sister Wives filed a federal lawsuit alleging that Utah’s bigamy laws violate the first and 14th Amendments.

In a statement posted on his attorney’s website, Kody Brown said he and his family, “only wish to live our private lives according to our beliefs.” Aside from the apparently loose interpretation of “private life” by a man who voluntarily subjects himself to scrutiny twenty-four hours a day, I fully support this position. I have long been an advocate for the legalization of polygamy, and have offered to represent the family pro-bono in court. I believe I have an airtight defense: having more wives means having more places to stick yo dick. It’s sort of complicated, so I’ll break it down:

Depending on the time of month and inclination of the woman, the female body has three orifices where one could conceivably stick yo dick: the poon, the face, and they butt. Thusly, a second wife would double the amount of orifices, bringing it to an even six. A third wife would triple the amount, making nine total. A fourth wife would mean that on a good day there is a dozen places in which one could stick yo dick. Please see chart 1A.

As always, this is Justin Becker saying “Don’t murder me, Hoarder!”

Justin makes a pretty good argument.

theidiotking: “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?” Weekend 2...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 09:46:50 -0400

theidiotking:

“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

Weekend 2 wrapped!

tuffstuf: Dave Horwitz put my zine in his new web series! I...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 09:46:33 -0400

tuffstuf:

Dave Horwitz put my zine in his new web series! I can’t wait to see it.

theidiotking: Randy (baby), 2011 Photo by me, words by...

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 12:34:38 -0400

theidiotking:

Randy (baby), 2011

Photo by me, words by Pat

what set boredom does to our guest stars.

elishayaffe: DIZZY & PARANOID -or- “how i feel after hours...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 14:59:25 -0400

elishayaffe:

DIZZY & PARANOID

-or-

“how i feel after hours of editing”

Elisha: “Hi Justin!!!!” Justin: “I hate you so...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:52:49 -0400

Elisha: “Hi Justin!!!!” Justin: “I hate you so much.”

Fan us on Facebook!

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 14:52:26 -0400

Fan us on Facebook!

Minor Stars Episode Three: “There’s No Way I’m...

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 14:12:10 -0500

Minor Stars Episode Three: “There’s No Way I’m Saying This, Ted”

Written by/Starring: Michael Blaiklock, Justin Becker, Elisha Yaffe, & Dave Horwitz

ft. Danielle Bessler, Genevieve Jones / Directed by Pearl Wible / Produced By Becca Kinskey / Music by Dan Gross

This is our third episode. It’s the last one for now, but hopefully not forever. We had an amazing time making these, and if you liked them, please share them with your friends and well connected relatives. Special thanks to the adorable little girl extra who we had to edit around because she wouldn’t take her fingers out of her mouth or sit up in her chair.

Love,

Sorry, Dad

Official Minor Stars site: www.minorstars.net

(Episode One / Episode Two)

Our very own Mookie just booked a major role in a big ABC comedy...

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:59:45 -0500

Our very own Mookie just booked a major role in a big ABC comedy pilot! Congrats, buddy! Hopefully you’ll be seeing him all over your TVs this fall!

theidiotking: Dan Cohen (and his Photoshop skills/access to...

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:01:29 -0500

theidiotking:

Dan Cohen (and his Photoshop skills/access to pictures of me) is ~~out of control~~ totally awesome.

When our friends have time on their hands, they attempt to make Dave a meme.

Minor Stars Episode Two: “This Has Nothing To Do With The Show,...

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:54:00 -0500

Minor Stars Episode Two: “This Has Nothing To Do With The Show, Ted”

Written by/Starring: Michael Blaiklock, Justin Becker, Elisha Yaffe, & Dave Horwitz

ft. Danielle Bessler, Genevieve Jones. Directed by Pearl Wible / Produced By Becca Kinskey / Music by Dan Gross

The second episode is LIVE! Please enjoy and share with your closest friends and loved ones. A link to this video makes a great Valentine’s Day gift for someone you’re trying to send mixed signals to.

Official Minor Stars site: www.minorstars.net

Love,

Sorry, Dad

elishayaffe: I couldn’t stop compulsively tickling the man next...

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:53:25 -0500

elishayaffe:

I couldn’t stop compulsively tickling the man next to me. Nervous tick, I guess.

the best. listened to this like 10 times in a row. may go for...

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 23:44:00 -0500

the best. listened to this like 10 times in a row. may go for 20.

Today, Elisha achieved a life long dream; he drove a tiny car...

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 22:10:39 -0500

Today, Elisha achieved a life long dream; he drove a tiny car around a castle. If you happen to be in Bodega Bay, give him a call. He’s lonely and knows no one.

Minor Stars Episode One: “It’s Just Jail,...

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 15:38:00 -0500

Minor Stars Episode One: “It’s Just Jail, Ted”

Written by/Starring: Michael Blaiklock, Justin Becker, Elisha Yaffe, & Dave Horwitz

ft. Danielle Bessler, Genevieve Jones. Directed by Pearl Wible / Produced By Becca Kinskey / Music by Dan Gross

The first episode of our new web show is LIVE! kindly pass this around to anyone and everyone you know! Follow us for more episodes, extras, and more!

Love,

Sorry, Dad

What happens when Elisha procrastinates…posters are...

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 18:28:47 -0500

What happens when Elisha procrastinates…posters are made!*

*dope slogan was a Dave-n-Yaffe collaboration, as Dave is also always down to procrastinate.

Dougie’s biggest fan just sent us this animated gif. [Sorry...

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 20:41:00 -0500

Dougie’s biggest fan just sent us this animated gif.

[Sorry Dad’s all new series “Minor Stars” premieres February 7, 2011 on Fremantle/Atomic Wedgie TV]

See a higher res version here.

Coming February 7, 2011…

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:43:15 -0500

Coming February 7, 2011…

Happy Independence Day! Love, Sorry, Dad Productions

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:28:56 -0400

Happy Independence Day!

Love,

Sorry, Dad Productions